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ICYMI, Steve Harvey became the butt of everyone's jokes last night when he announced the wrong winner of last night's 2015 Miss Universe Pageant. Harvey mistakenly announced that Miss Colombia, the first runner up, had won the pageant instead of the actual winner, Miss Phillipines.
While Harvey immediately apologized for his hella awkward mistake, it got me thinking about all of the other things I would love to hear him announce on live television while he's at it. Hey, a girl can dream.
Here are my Top 15, but please add yours in the comments:
15. "You've won the lottery (even though you don't play)!"
14. "SNOW DAY!!!"
13. "Single-payer healthcare is now a reality in the United States."
12. "The military budget is being cut to fund comprehensive social services."
11. "Christmas shopping is finished!"
10. "The SCOTUS just ruled against abortion restrictions."
9. "Starbucks is now offering free coffee."
8. "Yoga pants and hoodies exploded all over this season's runway shows."
7. "Trump announces campaign was largest ever troll on America."
6. "Men overwhelmingly declare feminism 'sexy.'"
5. "Racism officially dead in America."
4. "Anna Duggar leaves Josh Duggar, deadbeat husband, cheater, and pedophile."
3. "Macaroni and cheese has secret 'cancer fighting' compounds."
2. "Obama announces that America will accept at least 200,000 more refugees."
1. "Madam President."
